Oh my goodness, I have no idea what they were trying to get across, but it’s darn funny!

lol, thanks… this is a homage to the beautiful engrish phrases i used to find on the clothes my mom used to get me when i was a child

yea.. it was that bad.. if only my mom knew

Why is Dildo long and pink .. or is that his phallic friend?

Dildo is long and pink due to the fact that his wet little friend has a wet little hole that only accepts pink artefacts.